Summary of The Bart Book

I will name some items you might want so here it is.

Mutant Melodies All together now! A one, and a two, and a...
We Have No School Today (to the tune of "Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-Dee-Ay")
We have no school today! It is some holiday!
I don't know which, per se.
But who cares, anyway?!
Show & Tell (to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
Objects on display.
Oh, how dull it is to see
your Grandpa's old toupee-ee!

Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
Ashtrays made of clay.
A rusty crank from a broken bank
and a fat pet cat named Ray.

One day Nelson Muntz
brought in a bee hive,
opened it to find
the bees were still alive! (Ow, ow, ow!)

Spoiled Martin Prince
showed off his Monet.
When it slipped and ripped in two
he cried and ran away!

Oh...
Show and Tell! Show and Tell!
(etc., repeat and nauseam)
The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard (to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic")
My hands were on the gradebook where the
students' marks are stored.
The teacher burst upon the scene.
"Put down the book!" she roared.
Now I'm writing out these words one hundred
times on the blackboard:
"I will not steal gradebooks."
Man, this task is disconcertin'.
Ow, my writing hand is hurin'.
There is one thing that is certain:
I will not steal gradebooks.
I've Been Working On My Homework (to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad")
I've been working on my homework, while I watch TV.
I've been working on my homework, while I skateboard down the street.
Can't you hear the teacher calling,
"Your book report is due!"
"Here it is," I calmly answer, "All in one sentence, too."
"Here's my book report, here's my book report for you-ou-ou.
"Here's my book report, here's my book report,
All in one sentence, too."
Annoy, Annoy, Annoy, Your Teacher (to the tune of "Row, Row, Row, Your Boat")
Annoy, Annoy, Annoy, your teacher
By yelling her first name.
Emily! Emily! Emily! Emily!
You'll drive her insane.
The Super-Stretch Waistband (to the tune of "The Star-Spangled Banner")
Oh, say, can you see,
through the trees over there,
what so proudly we pulled
up the flagpole last Friday,
from the locker room grabbed,
leaving someone's butt bare,
when we fed the flag rope
through the
brand name tag sideways?

Up there blowing around,
a stretch waistband its crown,
you would think that by now,
they'd have taken it down.

Oh, say, does that underwear
still flap in the breeze,
o'er the classrooms, the schoolyard,
the parking lot and the trees?!

Summary of Bart Simpson Class Clown

The pages are p. 1-118 it have comics only 14. I like this good book and it is by Matt Groening. If you want to check out this book go to the library and pick it up.

One comic said Bart Simpson in Elementary School Dropout how many pages is eleven. He gets a expelled and then he is not expelled by the principal. Second comic said Lisa Simpson in A Load Of Trouble how many pages is four. She wash cloths in it turn out all different colors. Third comic said Matt Groening presents Bart Simpson in Mr. Bart Krabappel! how many pages is eight His teacher Mrs. K had to stay the night with The Simpsons and then they had to leave the house and then The Simpsons stay under the bridge. Fourth comic said Groundskeeper Willie in Willie And The Weasels how many pages is six. He join the band called The Weasels and he had all the hits and he left the band.

Fifth comic said Bart Simpson in Signs of Intelligent Life how many pages is ten. He find a friend in a spaceship and he did not know how to do fun. Sixth comic said Bart & Milhouse Are Barty & Milhousy how many pages is two. They had to play outside. Seventh comic said Matt Groening presents Bart Simpson in The Return of Truckasaurus how many pages is ten. The bus broke down and they found out they build out a big vehicle. Seventh comic said Bart Simpson in One For All And Alpha One how many pages is eight. He find a book and need a one men person.

Long story short I like it. They have more comics to do. I will courage to get the book. In US cost $15.99 plus tax. I will be the best book to get.

Summary of Hank The Cowdog: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

The pages are p. 1-135 it have ch. 1-12. I like this good book and it is by John R. Erickson and illustrations by Gerald L. Holmes. If you want to check out this book go to the library and pick it up.

It's me again, Hank the Cowdog. The night was dark and still, the air so heavy that I could taste it. And what I tasted was...MURDER!! Drover had stumbled onto the body, what was left of it, down by the creek just before dark. He sounded the alarm and I raced to the scene. In the last light of day, I conducted my usual thorough investigation. I caught him just as he was about to run for cover. Drover shivered and rolled his eyes.

I sent Drover off to scout the eastern quadrant of headquarters while I gave myself the more difficult job of checking out the western quadrant, which included the saddle shed, corrals, calf shed, and feed barn. As I groped through the inky blackness, I found myself worrying about Little Drover. What If he found the fiend? Or what If the fiend found him? I crept through the front lot, sweeping the territory in front of me with eyes that had been trained to see what ordinary eyes were unable to see. The wind stirred. No, the wind moaned. It moaned in the tops of the cottonwoods across the creek and cried through the pipes of the doctoring chute, and suddenly I heard a crash behind me.

Long story short I like it. The author and illustration biography said "John R. Erickson began writing stories in 1967 while working full time as a cowboy, farmhand, and ranch manager in Texas and Oklahoma-where two of the dogs were Hank and his sidekick Drover. Hank the Cowdog made his debut a long time ago in the pages of The Cattleman, a magazine about cattle for adults. Soon after, Erickson began receiving "Dear Hank" letters and realized that many of his eager fans were children. The Hank the Cowdog series won Erickson a Publishers Weekly "Listen Up" Award for Best Humor in Audio. He also received an Audie from the Audio Publishers Association for Outstanding Children's Series. The author of more than thirty-five books, Erickson lives with his wife, Kris, and their three children on a ranch near his boyhood home of Perryton, Texas. Gerald L. Holmes met John Erickson after moving to Perryton, Texas, a long time ago...and that's when Hank and his pals came to life for the first time in pictures. Mr. Holmes has illustrated numerous cartoons and textbooks in addition to the Hank the Cowdog series." In book 6 in 1989. To go to the website is http://www.hankthecowdog.com.